Ain’t it fun, living in the real world? Ain’t it good being all alone?
I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.
i want to move to a small apartment by myself in a new city and i want to decide which furniture i want and what i want for dinner and whether or not i want to stay out all night and i want to travel and meet new people and fall in love and go have my own adventures because i’m sick of this washed-up place filled with annoying people
ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies